ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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Operation Purity has been aborted
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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