Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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