Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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