Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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