Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
