We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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