I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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