yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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