just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i think im in europe. pls send help
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He has the fingertips of a God
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