Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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