I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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