Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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