This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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