it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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