Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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