i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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