five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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