that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while Iβm over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
soo... how was my night?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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