Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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