Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
my shit smells like andre
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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