I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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