he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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