No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
