I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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