Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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