There is no way he is gay with that hair.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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