last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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