its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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