Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
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First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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