The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
God, you're like boner-b-gone
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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