Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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