I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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