32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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