For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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