Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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