Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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