:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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