Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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