How's work?
Spinning.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think people are normalizing furries
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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