I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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