Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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