yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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