Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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