I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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