New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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