omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Randomize
