it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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