Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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