I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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