I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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