Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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