I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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