What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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