You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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