I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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