I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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