Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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