Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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