I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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