Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize