another moral hangover. fuck.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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