Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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